This is why you should never visit Nagaland
Trust us, there is nothing at all in Nagaland. You'd regret visiting this place. The list below are reasons why you should not visit the State.
It's absolutely impossible to get there. There is no airport or railway station, no means of transportation to get there.
Dzukou Valley and Japfu Peak
Also known as the "Valley of Flowers", the valley is just not worth trekking. Just not scenic enough.
Dimapur, the commercial hub of Nagaland, is home to the historical Kachari Ruins, Intanki Wildlife Sanctuary, Dimapur Zoological Park, Rangapahar Reserve Forest, the ancient village of Chumukedima, Nagaland Science Centre, to name a few. But who wants to visit these places?
No wildlife, see?
The historical War Cemetery and Kohima Museum
Nagaland has no history at all.
Considered the intellectual capital of Nagaland, Mokokchung is not picturesque at all although it is home to the Changkikong Range, Langpangkong Caves, Mokokchung Village, Mokokchung District Museum, Mokokchung Park, etc.
Ugly structures everywhere
No waterfalls and scenic beauty
The tribes and culture of Nagaland
They're just not vibrant and rich.
Too bad you don't want to spend time the exquisite traditional Naga way in the lap of nature.
Pork with bamboo shoot
Even celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay in his escapade to India, travelled all the way to Nagaland to have a taste of this Naga dish. But you wouldn't want to eat this, just not mouth-watering enough, right?
Hornbill Festival and Kisama Heritage Village
Who would ever want to attend one of the country's most popular festivals that attracts thousands of visitors from all over India and even abroad?
Shopping in Dimapur and Kohima
You find no fashionable and western outfits in Nagaland. Nagas have no sense of style at all.
Adventuring in Nagaland
Camping, angling, mountain biking, trekking. What? Where? They do not exist in Nagaland.
Concerts and events
Concerts in Nagaland? You've got to be kidding. Who's Smokie?
There are no bands in Nagaland. The Nagas cannot play music.
You'll not find a single café or lounge in this State.
Finally, the people! They don't smile and aren't welcoming at all.